16 of the Worst Inventions Ever

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Annoyed with smudges upon the touch-screen of your smart phone? Ever dreamed of dressing your cat in an electric blue wig? Have no fright these silly inventions could be just what youre seeking for!

Theres the resolution to each problem.

1. Wearable Tent

Because when youre hiking as well as we need to make an emergency overnight stop, the wearable tent is the square of attire which competence just save your life. Who cares if its formless as well as gives we hips far-reaching enough to bieing born the hippo? If we need the nap, just plunk down in the middle of the trail as well as fall asleep away!

Of course, we still have to nail the pegs in to the belligerent as well as we theory carry the belligerent sheet. And afterwards may be the good sleeping bag as well as some additional sweaters.

2. Hair in the Can

Trust me upon this one, guys the decrease hairline is okay. Spraying fake hair onto your balding melon of the conduct is not okay. Especially when the spray-painted hair looks similar to the wet shag carpet covered in dog feces.

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3. Phone Fingers

I dont know about you, though we depreciate carrying fingerprints all over my phone. we mean, its not my current lack of income, ill family members or inability to travel thats getting me down. My genuine complaint is the unwashed iPhone screen.

Fortunately, an Australian association motionless to cash in upon this pesky complaint by building latex coverings for your fingers. Finger condoms, if we will. They come in different colors (pink for the ladies!), as well as damn, wont we look cold wearing these babies around town?

Dont know the size of your fingers? No worries, the association has gro! wn the s izing chart. we know what youre meditative great, an additional physique extension for group to compete with in sizes.

4. The Menstruation Machine

Weve already discussed this the single upon Life, though it warrants an additional mention. Men, its time we knew what it feels similar to each month for the millions of women who suffer through unpleasant duration cramps. Yes, we as well can have your really own period!*

*Tampons sole separately.

5. Anti-Eating Face Mask

Great for the sadist upon your selling list, this invention is undiluted for the holidays. we even considered purchasing the single myself! Curb those insane cravings by wearing this muzzle/clamp/torture device over your face to prevent binge eating as well as general lack of will-power. You dont have to fight this the single alone, my friend. The Anti-Eating Face Mask can help.

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6. Kitty Wigs

Cats. Wearing wigs. Electric blue as well as splendid violet wigs, posing in assorted forms. Their selling slogan is The Enchanting World of Kitty Wigs. My roommate Matt as well as we went in to fits of laughter when browsing the site; we had never seen such the pleasant arrangement of kitty creativity. My prime was the grey cat seeking rsther than stern as well as grandmotherly in the blonde wig.

Matt afterwards rught away ordered the book for his cat-crazy partner as her Christmas present so hey, we theory it works.

7. To-Do Tattoo

Yes, in an effort to stand in the time it takes for we to scrawl the message upon the behind of your hand, we can first tattoo the stationery to your hand, as well as THEN write out your list. Once complete, we can scratch it off your accessible to-do list. Pun intended.


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